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PHA: Polícia Federal crucifica Protógenes e protege a Veja

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por Paulo Henrique Amorim

. A revista Veja, a última flor do Fascio, publicou estrondosa “reportagem” em que denunciava “a máquina de espionagem do Protógenes”.

. O Protógenes, segundo a Veja, era terrível.

. Bisbilhotou a vida amorosa de Dilma Rousseff e gravou o colóquio adulterino de Helena e Páris, que resultou naquela guerra cruenta.

. A Polícia Federal, depois que o Presidente que tem medo demitiu o ínclito delegado Paulo Lacerda, dedicou-se a crucificar Protógenes.

. E nomeou um certo delegado Amaro para construir a cruz.

. O delegado Amaro descobriu vazamentos incríveis do Protógenes.

. Protógenes, segundo Amaro, vazava mais do que penico de asilo.

. Imaginem que o Protógenes vazou os Papéis do Pentágono !

. Inacreditável a ousadia do delegado.

. O Estadão, sempre inclinado a crucificar os que querem prender da Daniel Dantas, notabilizou-se em vazar o vazamento do vazamento: vazava o que Amaro vazava.

. Acontece que, enfim, saiu o documento do Amaro com o que Protógenes vazava.

. Amaro não achou a vida amorosa da Ministra Dilma no pen drive do Protógenes.

. O relatório do Amaro não fala em “grampo ilegal”, nem em “espionagem”.

. E a “reportagem” bomba da Veja, “a máquina de espionagem de Protógenes” ?

. Amaro, muito cioso de suas graves responsabilidades denunciou Protógenes por fotografar um certo jantar no restaurante japonês Original Shundi, em Brasília.

. O famoso jantar em que estava, acompanhado, o então advogado de Dantas, Nélio Machado.

. Qual o crime há em tirar uma foto do Dr. Nélio Machado num restaurante ?

. O local não é publico ?

. Qual o crime ?

. Ou o jantar continha ingredientes venenosos ?

. O delegado Amaro lembra muito o Inspetor Closot da “Pantera Cor de Rosa”.

. Ele ficou horrorizado com a foto no restaurante japonês de Brasília e não viu a reportagem da Veja.

. E aquela denuncia gravíssima da Veja ?

. Não é crime, Dr. Amaro ?

. Mentir ? Denunciar o que não existe ? Vender ficção como realidade ? Isso é artigo 177 ? Código de Defesa do Consumidor ?

. O Inspetor Closot entrou no apartamento, passou por um cadáver na sala, e chamou a polícia porque a televisão da empregada estava muito alta e incomodava os vizinhos.

. Francamente, Dr. Amaro, como é que o senhor leva uma bola dessas nas costas ?

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